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Orcas are not expressly covered by our “mostly dolphin-safe” badge of honor. Yes, we know what you're thinking. "But, KazualTees... Orcas are a member of the dolphin family. They should qualify." Yes, that's true. Ocean zebras are classified in the dolphin family Delphinidae, in parvorder Odontoceti, in the infraorder Cetacea, which is the infraorder that includes whales, dolphins, and porpoises. This means all orca are dolphins, and all dolphins are whales. Despite this taxonomical technicality, said disclaimer does not cover the murderous monochromatic marine mammals many may know as killer whales. There's no ill will towards them. It's simply because they pick on leopard seals and great white sharks for fun, and we're not too proud to admit when we're outgunned. Thank you for shopping at KazualTees.