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It's time to act your age. Grow up and eat your vegetabooties! Maybe open an IRA or throw a few bucks in an ETF or something?

Disclaimer - KazualTees should NEVER.... EVER.... be considered a trusted source for investment advice, or any advice at all, for that matter.


Fun Fact: Barry says we're not qualified to speak about growing up. We know that boring Barry just likes to call fun people immature because he's not fun.

You deserve a better t-shirt. Made from pre-shrunk Airlume-combed and ring-spun cotton, KazualTees' premium tee is ultra soft and breathable with just the right amount of stretch and it's durability keeps it that way for years to come. Once you've experienced the difference, you won't settle for less.

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

To keep product looking bright and new, we recommend the following:

  • Never wear and never wash. Of course we're kidding. KazualTees encourages you to wear it every day.
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out on gentle cycle.
  • Use only mild detergent and similar colors.
  • Do not engage in altercations with badgers, bears, raccoons, geese, or dragons while wearing.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
  • Do not use fabric softeners.
  • Do not set on fire.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Keep product locked in safe when not wearing.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary.
  • Do not iron print area.
  • Do not dry clean.
  • Most importantly, do not let your ex borrow it, regardless of how adamant they are that they will take good care of it.

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