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The pickup line that's guaranteed to work, unless it doesn't. In fact, KazualTees' own security guard/accountant/custodian intern Barry used it to land his third wife, Cinnamon. Unfortunately for him, the hottest flames always burn out the fastest.

Fun Fact: In a 2012 study, participants were shown close-up images of strangers' shoes. From this alone, participants were able to accurately guess 90% of the strangers’ personality traits, including gender, age, social status, income, and so on.

You deserve a better t-shirt. Made from pre-shrunk Airlume-combed and ring-spun cotton, KazualTees' premium tee is ultra soft and breathable with just the right amount of stretch and it's durability keeps it that way for years to come. Once you've experienced the difference, you won't settle for less.

Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

To keep product looking bright and new, we recommend the following:

Never wear and never wash. Of course we're kidding. KazualTees encourages you to wear it every day.
Machine wash cold, inside-out on gentle cycle.
Use only mild detergent and similar colors.
Do not engage in altercations with badgers, bears, raccoons, geese, or dragons while wearing.
Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
Do not use fabric softeners.
Do not set on fire.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Keep product locked in safe when not wearing.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary.
Do not iron print area.
Do not dry clean.
Most importantly, do not let your ex borrow it, regardless of how adamant they are that they will take good care of it.