Description
Speaking of ass and eat, a donkey ate my car key once. True story. Moving on.
It’s time to act your age! Become a member of the Twisted Tailpipe Tonguers Tribe today thanks to this 'Grow up and eat ass' tee. KazualTees would like to follow that statement by immediately apologizing to all of you no-no knot gnawers out there for the use of nine consecutive 't' words in the previous sentence, especially the not-so-much-a-word ‘tonguers'. However.... We did and still do stand by the general theme of already alluded asinine alliterative all-star alliance. Adios, a$$licker$. Oh! Always remember to diversify, hedge those high risks, and never buy HomeGrocer.com stock. You're a grown up, after all.
Edit: Big thanks to Barry over in the bullpen at the accounting/legal/maintenance and security department for noticing I forgot a DISCLAIMER. What? It’s a small company and he owes me money. Don’t judge.
Material & Manufacturing
Our premium quality unisex T-Shirt is a cut above. Made from Airlume-combed and ring-spun cotton, it's ultra soft and breathable with just the right amount of stretch. Once you've experienced the difference, you won't settle for less.
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Product Care
To keep product looking bright and new, we recommend the following.
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
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