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Barry, Security Guard at Law as well as our favorite imaginary intern, really likes this eye-catching design.


Fun Fact: The fastest muscle in the human body is the orbicularis oculi, which controls the closing of the eyelids. It is capable of closing and reopening the eyelid in 100 ms, hence the phrase 'In the blink of an eye.'

Eco-friendly, comfortable, and durable. It's the best of both worlds. Our Unisex Staple Eco T-Shirt is made from 65% recycled polyester and 35% recycled cotton and has an ultra soft and comfortable feel. It looks and feels great and the Earth will thank you.

  • 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Unisex sizing, regular fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

To keep product looking bright and new, we recommend the following:

  • Never wear and never wash. Of course we're kidding. KazualTees encourages you to wear it every day.
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out on gentle cycle.
  • Use only mild detergent and similar colors.
  • Do not engage in altercations with badgers, bears, raccoons, geese, or dragons while wearing.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
  • Do not use fabric softeners.
  • Do not set on fire.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Keep product locked in safe when not wearing.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary.
  • Do not iron print area.
  • Do not dry clean.
  • Most importantly, do not let your ex borrow it, regardless of how adamant they are that they will take good care of it.

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